Okay, so I lied. If you’re having friends over for a whale tail salsa
session, you might want to hide these other whale accessories. Some
people just won’t understand your perfectly harmless, and completely
normal obession with whales.
Whale iPhone Cover-
Surprisingly functional, this iPhone case has hidden compartments to
store your headphones and other small items. The tail also works like a
stand, or a hook for hanging the phone, and can even be used to wrap the
headphone cord around. It's also great for making you look like you
have a weird tumor growing out of your ear.
Octa TabletTail Whale Kit-
Speaking
of technology themed whale swag, this tail serves as an iPad stand. The
base suctions right to the back of the tablet, and the flexible tail
moves until you’ve got the perfect angle for watching all of your
favorite whale videos, alone.
Whale Bookends-
Perfect
for the book worm with shelves of Moby Dick, this whale keeps your
books standing straight. Good luck explaining why you still read paper
books, though.
Bottle Whales-
If
you’re having salsa and whale tail chips, it might be tempting to break
out your whale tail bottle opener. If you want your friends to start
calling you names like, “Whale Head” and “Crazy Whale Dude,” go right
ahead. If not, then tuck this bad boy away for another night.
Killer Whale Costume-
If
you decide to wear this to your party, there’s just no hope for you.
You might as well let your whale flag fly, and embrace your strange
obsession with whales. They probably make better friends than humans
anyway…
One or two of these items might be socially acceptable, but be weary
of displaying your whole collection on the first date. And when you run
out of chips, or friends, contact us.
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